I’M SO PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I’M GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
please do not do that
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP
LIKE I AM A PERSON
YOU ARE A PERSON
WE ARE EQUAL
THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever
josh hutcherson making fun of himself for being short is my new fandom
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?